I hope everyone had a Merry Whatever. I know I did. I’m still eating ham and pudding.

Because it’s traditional, here are my resolutions for the new year of 2006. I banned myself from including any wishy-washy “I want to be a better person”-style resolutions; they’re all hard and fast goals.

In the New Year, I will:

1. Make a daily writing schedule and stick to it.

2. Update this blog at least three times a week.

3. Finish my current screenplay, and at least one other.

That’s it. I don’t think those are unreasonable goals.

I do, however, have two bonus resolutions. They are unreasonable, but I include them as a kind of extra feature, a Director’s Cut if you will:

1. Sell a screenplay.

2. Get an agent.

Happy New Year’s everyone. And if you live on the Gold Coast and you’re going to the party at my house, you better not wander into my room and throw up on my books.

Because I will find you.